Spineless.
Slimy.
Too Hands-On.
A recent night out in Croydon led to me being called all of these things. And it just serves to show how much me and good old Paul the Psychic Octopus or PsychoPus as I prefer to call him have in common.
Paul (the media whore) has been happily taking all the limelight, despite the fact that he can't even type let alone write a well-structured article, leaving Joe Bloggs* here to succesfully predict results to the credit of no-one but his die hard band of readers.
My successful prediction of a Holland Spain final leaves me with a slight feeling of satisfaction but a stronger feeling of regret that I failed to back myself at the bookies. Stay tuned (is that appropriate terminology in cyberspace?) for my World Cup Final Preview, coming very soon.
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*My best pun yet?
Arguably the alcohol is having a strong bias, but come on...'Joe Bloggs'...and it's a 'Blog'...freaking brilliant. And all that within one paragraph of 'PsychoPus'. FourFourTwo, I await your call...
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